"Please Do Not Kill Me"- An Essay By UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty.

Hello everyone, I am UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty, and I don’t care if you live or die.

Recently, many individuals, especially one Luigi Mangione, have expressed their angry thoughts about our company which unfortunately included murdering one of our employees.

We are extremely worried that all the death that we are directly responsible for is making people very angry.

So I’m gonna give it to you straight:

Though Brian Thompson’s job was to kill you, please do not kill me.

Andrew Witty is the chief executive officer of UnitedHealth Group.